Sardars Marriage Fixed!

Sardar fixed his marriage on 2nd march.
he send invitation like this
"marriage is on march2nd please come on 1st night".

Tintu 2 LKG

Lkg yil admishanayi vanna penkuttiye rage cheyunna
tintumon: enthadi ninte name?
Penkutti: veena elizabeth.
Tintumon: veena elizabetho?? Appo... Veenilankilo??

Kunjinte karachil.....

Kunjinte karachil Record chayunna Tinto'vod
frnd: Ethina karachil Record Cheyyunath?
Tintu: Valuthakumpol Avan entha Paranjathennu Chodickana.......

Sardar @ Track

Railway trackil urangunna sardarinod oral: Mashe, Maarikko. Train mugaliloode poyal bakiyundakilla.
srdr:Mugaliloode plane poyitt onnm sambhavichilla pinnaya

Frog & Sardar

Frog:Sardars R Fools
Sardar:V R Not Fools
Frog:Its Waste To Talk 2 U
& Frog Jumps Into Water



Sardar:athinu suicide cheyyan mathram njan onnum paranjillallo?

Teacher & Tintumon

Teacher:
Vaakyathil
prayogikkuka,
"Kaattaana"

Tintumon: Njaan
kaattiloode
nadakkumbol
oru Puli enne
Kollan vannu ,
Njaan ottakku enthu
"Kaattaanaa.!

Njan MARIKKAN POVUGAYA.

Njan MARIKKAN POVUGAYA.




Ini MARIKKATHE pattilla!!








Marichittillenkil

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"DOSHA" Karinjupokum..!!

ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:

They gave me the questions which i dont know,,
so i wrote the answers which they dont know....

Teacher & Sardar

Teacher:Who's a Terrorist?


Sardar:Terrorist Is a Tourist who
Comes From Pakisthan to Celebrate Diwali in India.

The Thruth!!!

When u Come near the mirror... mirror says, "Beautiful Beautiful..." Bt whn u go far away,the mirror says, "Kazhutha athum vishwasichu...

Achan and Makan

Achan: "Examinu thottalum jayichalum bike vangitharam"
Makan: "wow! athukollamallo"
Achan: "Jayichal 'PULSUR'1-80.Thottal 'm80'- Poyi meen vitto!!! "

AIR INDIA Vimaanam Missing...

AIR INDIA Vimaanam Missing...

Investigation: Kerala police.

Otta divasam kondu Anweshanam poorthiyaaki Report nalki..

"CC-kkaru kondu poyatha.."

Foolising Msg1

1day God tested me, he erased all my memory & askd do u remembr any1 nw? I told UR name God smiled n said Some Virus cant be formatted!

Kozhikod L.K.G song...

HAMSA, HAMSA.. YES VAAPPA.. CHAKKARA TINNA?. ILLUPPA.. IJ POLY PARAYALLE... ILLUPPA... BAAAYA TORAKKEEN.. HA..HA..HA.

Tintumon & Fish

Neenthal ariyatha Tintumön kinattil veenu. Mungi chaavarayapol kayil kittiya oru meenine eaduth karayileku erinju kondu paranju:-neeyengilum poyi rakshapetto!!!

2 Sardars & Mummy

2 Sardars Looking at Egyptian Mummy.
Sardar 1:Body Fully Bandaged Pakka Lory Accident...!
Sardar 2:Waah... Lory Number Also there-BC 107...!

Sardar & Girl

Girl:"will you marry me"?
Sardar: No, we can marry only relatives.My father married my mother.my uncle married my aunty.so I can marry only my wife!"

3 Ants & Elephant

3 ants saw enemy Elephant
urumb1:avante kaalodichalo?
Urumb2:thumbikkai pizhuthedukkam
Urumb3:vidaliyaa nammal 3 perundu avan otakkalle ...

2 Sardars

2 Sardars found 2 bombs.
Sar1: namukkithu police station il ethikam. .
Sar2: pokunnavazhi 1 pottiyalo ?
Sar1: orenname kittiyollu ennu kallam parayam. ...

sardar & HORLICKS

Y did the sardar put his tiny broken pencil in a bottle of HORLICKS? Because he wanted to make it taller,stronger and sharper.

Ambalathil ninnum vanna magan!

Ambalathil ninnum vanna magan achanod: ammayude peril njan pushpanjali kazichu. Achan:ente perilo? Sasiyetante kadayil ninnum porotayum chickenum kazichu. ...

Chemical luv letter....

Swantam amoniakutiku potasium chetan ezhutunna procedure. Engane e reaction thudanganam ennenikariyilla! Vellathil veena sodium pole ente manasu ninakuvendi neeri pukayukayanu! Ninne adyamay kandapol ente sp orbital onnu kulungi!Annu ente heart ground statil ninum excitd statileku poyade.ethuvare thirichu vannittilla.ninte brother ennu parayunna aa noble gasinu oru electron kooduthala.athikam kalichal avante ionisation enthalpy njan adichu kalakkum.

Titumon & Teacher

Teachr: 001 leku call cheythal enthanu sambhavikuka?
Tintumon: POLICE jeep Reverse Gearil Varum!

Mathayi & Vikari

Vikari : annyante parampil ninnum thenga moshtichath nallathanoda Mathayi?
Mathayi :ariyilla, ithuvare pothichu nokiyillacho.....

Teacher & New Student

Teacher: endha name?
Student:vijitra jeevi..!
Teach: nee enne kaliyakkukayano.?
Stud: alla.Satyayittum ente peru "VIJITRA.G.V " ennu thanneyanu!!! ..

Rayamanikyam & Teacher

Rayamanikyam SSLC exam kazhinj purath irangi.
Teacher: exam engane undayirunnu
Rayamanikyam: " Thalle exam puliyane ketta ethra ezhudittum kalippu theeranillalla mikkavarum oru varavu koodi varendi varum. "

Tintumon & Mama

Gulfil ninh maman:ninak entha vendath? Tintumon: mobile mathi mama... Maman: NOKIA mathiyoda kutta.. Tintumon: nokiyal pora MAMA VAGHANAM vaanganam...

Titumon @ mobile shop

.In a mobile shop.
Tintumon-10 Rs easy cheyyanam..
Shopkeper-10 rupayk 7Rs mathrame kittu..
Tintumon-saaramilla baki 3 rupayk "KADALA" thannal mathi

ടീച്ചര്‍ & DEO

DEO come to school & ask qustions 2 d stdns in a class Deo:aranu janakante villu odichathu? Raju :jhanalla Sibu : jhanalla Ramu: jhanalla Deo: teacher, what is dis? Teachr: ente classile kutikal anganeyonnum cheyila.Apurathe clasile kutikal ayirikkum.

Teacher & Tintumon

Teacher: What is the Formula for Water?
TintuMon: H2 MgClNaCl HNO3OaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnU HgNiHCl(COOH)
Teacher: What is this?
Tintumon : This is Corporation Water!

Sardar & wife

Sardar wifinodu, njan innale rathri oru swapnam kandu enikku vazhiyil kidannu oru laksham roopa kitti. wife:ennittu enthu cheythu. sardar:roopa enni theerunnathinu munpu njan kannu thurannu poi. wife:ningal oru mandana aa paisa appol thanne bankil idan melayirunno. sardar:nee aanede mandi, rathriyil eethenkilum bank thurakkumo.

TINTUMON & TEACHER

Teacher :what is d difference b/w Bus and cycle? TINTUMON: Bus varum pokum, Bus stand avide thanne kanum. Cycle varum pokum,but Cycle standum koode pokum.

Sardar @ shaap

Sardar shaapil ninnu varumbol pettannoru idiminnal. Fit aya sardar odayil veenu. Deshyathode Minnalinodu: "Thalliyittathum poranjittu photo edukunnoda".

Sardar@TITANIC

When TITANIC was sinking, an Italian asks sardar:"How far is land?" sardar: 4 kms Italian jumps into sea and asked,"which direction ?" Sardar : "Downwards "!

Tintumon & ISRO

ISRO Chandranil vellam kandethi.. Tintumon : Njangade kinattile vellathil Njan pande chandrane kandethiyatha njanarodum paranjilenne ullu...

Poovankozhi&Pidakkozhi

Poovankozhi: "I luv u so much.. Ninak vendi njan enthum cheyum.."
Pidakkozhi: "Enthum?" Poovankozhi: "Enthum".
Pidakkozhi: "Oho ennal oru muttayitte !

Sarder&Singer

Trainil paatu padunna alodu sardar:Ninak TVlo RADIOlo paadikoode Singer:athraykum nannayitundo? Sardar:athalla TV,RADIO avumbol off cheyalo!

Sardar&TV

TV Kandu kondu sardar frndinod:current kandu pidichavane sammathikanam frnd:Athentha? srdr:Allenkil namal irutathirunu TV kanendi vannene:

Sports Vaarthakal...

Namaskaram... innathe sports vaarthakal... Neenthal malsarathil indian thaaram aadya roundil thanne mungi marichu... Boxingil amerikaku swarnavum russiaku velliyum indiakku ishtampole idiyum kitti... shootingil indiakku swarnam nashtapettu, referikku oru kannum...!!!

Doctor&Sardar

Doctor: Athyavashyamayi Oru Operation vendi varum. Appol Thalennu Thanne Blood Venam. Sardar: Thalennu Thanne Veno, Kalenno Kayyenno Pore ...

Velukkan Eluppa Vazhi

Velukkan Eluppa vazhi pularche 4manikeyunnet face wash cheith 1egg pottich mukhath puratuka 2hrs kannadach irikkoo appol velukkum "NERAM"